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Officially a Full Adult since striking out on her own to Make a Life for Herself and getting too old to legally be on her parents' insurance, Eileen has spent her life bouncing between New England, the Midwest, and the South, and the Tundra.


After quitting her first post-college job, Eileen decided to keep up the bouncing. In 2016 she packed her 1997 Subaru and drove south from Kansas City to Atlanta, like everyone else. One year later she did it all again and drove back to Kansas City, where she helped grow a board game pub. In the fall of 2018, she went north to Minnesota. It snowed three weeks later. She has now given up on the whole career path thing, and is now focusing on going straight from a '97 Subaru to a Tesla, just to say she did.

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