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Exercise: A Conversation


Just admit it, this isn’t such a weird concept. You know you have debates with yourself about things.

Me 1: Yo, know what actually sounds like a good idea?

Me 2: Mmm sour gummy worms and a cappuccino?

Me 1: No…

Me 2: Nutella hot chocolate with fluffy blankets and Netflix?

Me 1: No…

Me 2: Alcoholll.

Me 1: Calm down. Also, no.

Me 2: Ooh ooh I know! A nap!

Me 1: No… Exercising.

Me 2: Lolol I crack me up *goes back to le interwebz*

Me 1: No for reals.

Me 2: Wait…what? OH MY GOSH, I’M SICK, I’M DYING, CALL THE EXTERMINATOR I HAVE TO EXTERMINATE THESE IDEAS OUT OF ME WHAT THE HELL

Me 1: But think about it.

Me 2: NO I DON’T WANNA.

Me 1: But it feels so good when you’re like in shape or whatever like people are.

Me 2: I’m not out of shape.

Me 1: But I used to be better.

Me 2: Meh. No one seems to care.

Me 1: Since when do I care if people care? I care.

Me 2: Not if I don’t think about it.

Me 1: But it’s really not that bad: I turn on Netflix and lie on the floor and exercise while I watch TV. I’m not, like, running, or anything dumb like that. Besides, I accomplish way more in way less time now that I have those ankle/wrist weights.

Me 2: Wait why do I have exercise equipment?!?! Since when did that happen?!?!

Me 1: Since it was Valentine’s Day and I was single and walking around the empty Target alone while everyone else was out doing Valentine’s Day stuff.

Me 2: Oh…yeah…

Me 1: Remember what happened last time I consistently worked out? Hawt.

Me 2: Yeah that was two summers ago when I had no life. And I was consistently in pain from the workouts because working out sucks. And excuuuuuuse me but I’m still hawt. Probably.

Me 1: But now I’m in Adulthood and in Adulthood people work out.

Me 2: Whatever yo.

Me 1: Just do it, it doesn’t have to be for that long.

Me 2: Ughhhhhhhh

Me 1: Don’t be a wimp.

Me 2: Ughhhhhhhh…fine.

Me 1: Woohoo!

Me 2: Shut up and just start already.

36 hours later

Me 1:

Me 2: Told you so.

#Exercise #Complaining #Netflix #AdultLife

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